I have a strong urge to flick and bite someone. I know who - she is stood in front of my desk talking loudly on the phone. Her sales babble irritates me and I don't understand why she can grasp that she should answer the phone on her desk and not get up and answer the fax machine.
I wonder what she would do if I just walked over and bit her shoulder. The thought of it is making me smile and chuckle silently.